Leila's New Makeover

The thing about little egotistical bitches is that you can easily fool them with the promise of free gifts. When she realizes, you already have your little pet to keep at leash distance for your entertainment! A mini-you can have many uses, and I assure about half of them are not degrading for your new pet!

Inquire within for services and other random chitchat, whatever. Have a good April's fool, bitches! Toodles!

..."Toodles"?  Is that how she says goodbye? Geezus, what a bimbo!

Ta-ta, you leaking sissies!

-- Dolly